hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table.”

If you have already determined of me, and that not only my Death, but an Infamous Slander must bring you the enjoying of your desired Happiness; then I desire of God, that he will pardon your great Sin therein, and likewise mine Enemies, the Instruments thereof; and that he will not call you to a strict Account for your unprincely and cruel usage of me, […] and in whose Judgment, I doubt not, (whatsover the World may think of me) mine Innocence shall be openly known, and sufficiently cleared.

THE MAGIC BEGINS - Favourite scenes

how to break up w/ a girl

cyberthug13:

tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life

manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

imalittleredtorvette:

#I AM IN LOVE WITH A 72 YEAR OLD MAN

Seth: So you’re all set?
Simon: [shakes head] In the past, I could touch Alisha. Her power didn’t work on me.
Seth: It was you.
Kelly: What was him?
Seth: The first power I ever sold was the immunity from other people’s powers. You came to see me. I knew I recognized you. I sold it to you. You gave me ten grand. Now you need to come and see me after you go back.
Simon: I don’t have ten grand.
Seth: I do.

If she gets her way, she will set our whole country in a roar.

The more things change…

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look